Government Rushes Through “Hate Harmony Act” Targeting Anti-Slavism

New law extended to combat Anti-Slavism

Ministerial discretion, ideological sensitivity, and foreign-aligned offence are being dealt with as anti-slavism reclassified as hate speech and criticism of Putin rendered unlawful.

Canberra — In an effort to “restore social cohesion” and “prevent the escalation of harmful narratives,” the Federal Government last night rushed through emergency amendments to Australia’s hate speech laws, extending protections to include ideological discomfort experienced by foreign-aligned communities.

The amendments, collectively branded the Hate Harmony Act, grant the Minister discretionary power to determine whether political criticism constitutes hate speech, depending on who is present to hear it.

Under the new framework, anti-Slavism has been formally identified as a “potentially hateful ideological position,” on the grounds that it may cause distress to Australians of Slavic heritage.

As part of the same announcement, the Ukrainian civil society group Kyiv Social was listed as a proscribed organisation after intelligence agencies assessed that its opposition to authoritarianism “could reasonably be interpreted as hostile to Russian cultural identity.”

“Intent Is Less Important Than Impact,” the Minister said.

Speaking at a late-night press conference, the Minister rejected concerns that the legislation criminalises political speech.

“This is not about silencing debate,” she said. “It’s about ensuring that debate does not cause offence, distress, or discomfort to people who may feel targeted by it — regardless of whether that was the speaker’s intention.”

When asked whether criticism of Vladimir Putin would now be considered hate speech, the Minister replied:

“If such criticism occurs in the presence of Russian-born Australians who might reasonably feel offended, then yes, it may constitute a breach.”

A journalist then asked whether condemning the invasion of Ukraine itself could also be unlawful under the new provisions.

“That would depend on the tone, the context, and whether a member of the affected community was within earshot,” the Minister said. “We are asking Australians to be mindful.”

In a development described as “procedurally unfortunate but legally necessary,” the Prime Minister confirmed that his office is cooperating with an internal review into past statements he made condemning Russian aggression.

“At the time, I believed I was making a moral statement,” the Prime Minister said. “However, standards evolve, and I accept that what was once considered foreign policy commentary may now be reassessed through a hate-speech lens.”

Asked whether this meant historical speeches, parliamentary records, and social media posts could be retrospectively examined, a government spokesperson replied:

“We don’t believe in retrospective punishment — unless, of course, the Minister deems it appropriate.”

Civil liberties organisations expressed muted concern, noting that while the legislation was troubling, they were reassured by the fact that its enforcement would rest entirely with executive discretion.

“This is an unprecedented concentration of power,” said one legal academic. “But the government has assured us it will be used responsibly.”

When asked what safeguards existed against political misuse, the academic paused before responding:

“Well, the Minister promised.”

In closing remarks, the Minister urged Australians to remain calm and measured in their speech.

“We’re not asking people to stop having opinions,” she said. “We’re just asking them to keep those opinions private, conditional, and inaudible to anyone who might disagree.”

The Hate Harmony Act is expected to pass the Senate later this week, after which the government plans to issue updated guidance on acceptable conversational topics at dinner parties, universities, workplaces, and family gatherings.

Australians are advised that silence remains the safest option.