Leader of the Nationals, David Littleproud has announced the ‘refresh’ of their colours on all official documents and electoral material. “The problem with blue,” said Mr Littleproud, “is that it aligns too closely with all things blue – blue skies, blue whales, blueberries. It’s just not our brand.”
The Nationals revealed their new colour which they describe as “calf-scour brown”. This introduces the orange of One Nation without completely assimilating their ideology. “We are not One Nation. Understand that. We proudly support the grazing and dairy industries by using a colour with which we can identify and represents our members.”
When questioned about whether the colour might be associated with shit, Mr Littleproud became aggressive. “That’s the kind of city based smear we expect. But, can I remind you, we have the guns for pest control.”
Meanwhile, Pauline Hansen has slammed the new colour. “We were orange first. Now they’re just trying to copy our brand as well as our policies.” Asked why she wore a blue burka into the Senate, rather than orange, Ms Hansen said, “I won’t be questioned by an immigrant. Where do you come from. I was born here.”
Prime Minister Anthony Albanese has commented that while he wants to stay out of party politics of the Nationals, it was clear to him that the colour of calf turds was appropriate.